いつも笑顔の隣の部屋の秘書さんに質問。 "Why do you always look so happy?" "Well, in the morning, you either wake up, or you don't. If you wake up, that's a good thing."

ジョンホプキンス大学の教授と遠距離恋愛中のハンナに質問。 "Is there any term or word describing the situation where couples are separated geographically? Remote couple?" "Oh, we just call it long distance relationship."